She called me "handsome"!

See, here's the deal, Dollface.
I need info so that I can send tickets to friends and enemies that I might still have in Connecticut.
The Beat of Hartford, Baby, you can hear it all around.
As I began this email, lil' Isabella came sauntering up from under my desk, and let me know that she wanted to come up into my lap...she's just getting comfortable now. There is no way I would DARE leave her alone with Lulu for more than a week, ten days at the very most. My itineraries keep expiring on United.com.
There is a chance that I won't be able to attend the New Britain extravaganza...but I would like to have the chance to see a few Nutmeggers while I'm there, if I'm there. I would like for them to experience Cara Kilduff whether I'm there or not. Hurry up with that info, woman!
So our girl Susan asked me to marry her to Edward...and then revealed that she was only asking me because you had declined, and she hadn't heard back from another girlfriend.
Some sweet woman looked at me tonight, shook her head, and said, "Wow. You think of these things and then say them right out loud. Wow."
Yeah, like, Wow.
I made a bit of a rant at her vis the responsibilities of marrying folk, and the importance of discussing everything no matter how seemingly inconsequential BEFORE tying the knot (there's a reason it's called a knot - knots are not easy things to untie) and I hope it made her think. I am really happy that she and Ed have found love in each other, but I worry that Smiley is not going away - and either Edward is using Susan to poke a sharp stick at Smiley, or he feels that Susan is able to rescue him from Smiley's clutches. Husbands divorce wives all the time (New York State has the most heinous, anarchistic divorce laws on any books, any where in the US) but it is extremely unlikely that a 30-something man will be granted a separation from his mother. It's where you came from, dude. Deal with her.
So, Sweetness, I see that my friend has TWO shows: one at 8 and the other at 10:30. Do you have a preference? I'm so fabulous, I can go to either or both...but some of us girls, I know, have to wake up early to get a grasp of some fecal matter. Wanna shoot me back a dig? I'll take it any way it feels bes to you, baby.
Oh, and by the way, tonight I asked my friend Matt (whom I trust) whether or not I scare people, and he nodded an emphatic "YES!" to which he added, "Not every last soul, but close."
Oiy, veh.
xoxo,
-J


----- Original Message ----yahoo.com

Sent: Wednesday, March 14, 2007 7:27:42 AM

Subject: Re: possible NY adventure...

Hey Handsome,

I am yours on the 24th. I do have Beauregard's bridal shower from 5:00 - 7:00 but I don't think I have to stay for the entire time, maybe from 5-6:30. As far as CT goes...the event is morphing into me co-hosting with this annoying retard I went to school with and each of us doing 20 minute sets, plus an improv group, I think. So, it's more performance time for your girl. They also want me to come up in the early afternoon to teach an hour long workshop on comedy. At least I have 2 weeks to prepare that. Oy. I have to find the link for the event to send you...

Have a beautiful day!
xoxo
Cara
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