Dog Stuff

As I was enjoying my Cincinnati Bowtie, I realized that while dogs may lick their balls because they can, dogs sniff another dog's ass because that dog allows it. Stick your snout up the wrong bung hole and you risk getting it bitten off.

Someone suggested that the dog sniffs another dog's ass to get rid of the aftertaste of the previous one. Very guy type thing to say, don't you think? The dog was probably an unneutered male, too.

Oh, and after my earlier posting I googled the expression, and discovered that there is a brown version, which pops up in first place. Secondarily their is a hyphenated version that involves penetration of the partner's tracheatomy.

I assure you all that it is the third most popular definition of the term that is the only version that I shall ever willingly re-acquaint myself with.