Saturday, August 16, 2008

Booger Flicking and Broccoli Farting

 

I would like to suggest that the newly designated "high density residential development district" be designated to raise funds necessary to cover costs associated with maintenance and upkeep of public facilities. Improvements to existing materials may be made at the discretion of the Manager of Operations.


Road repairs are a crucial part of this sceme.


Camara Circle was an early example of "dead-end routing" of suburban streets, leading fleeing suspects into a continuously looping street plan, with only one way in or out of the "neighborhood" (with the emphasis on "hood!"


So it was really a wonderful visit with my good friend Susan. Let's assume that her brisk departure was due to a life-changing transformational revelation experienced in the presence of Pure Pug.


What was the slime factor that repulsed Ed so?


In between picking and flicking his ear, eye, and nose boogers.