Monday, July 14, 2008

Rhyme and Reason Update

Stories of the plantation conflagration were greatly exaggerated.

 

Rhyme and Reason did indeed decide to take one of the golf carts for a spin, but only as far as to get them from the spot in which the cart was parked to the wall of the house, where they pinned roommate Burt against the wall and repeatedly rammed into his knees with the cart. Poor dears had mistaken the "gas" pedal for the "brake" pedal, but haven't we all, at one time or another? It was easy to see why they were so upset after all of that excitement, and had to be rushed home by their father just as soon as he got back from admiring the beautifully hand painted pavillion, where he would soon be pledging his undying devotion to the beloved mother of his brood.

 

Worst case scenario will be presented after the broken leg is reset tomorrow. At minimum six weeks with absolute minimum standing and/or walking about are anticipated.

 

The question that most presses on my mind?

 

Will they be having their wedding on the property, then?