Friday, January 11, 2008

How I Love my Roofer



Liam is one of the most handsome men I have ever met.
His are deep blue eyes, dark hair, and clear skin bronzed from working in the sun. He’s so impeccably attractive that just a flash of that brilliant smile is enough to convince you that you never, ever, would willingly forget the impression you had had from just that congenial shared moment. You want this man to live a long and healthy life, bringing forth generations of beautiful, healthy people with a lovely, sensitive wife with whom he shares a special and everlasting bond.
Liam installed a “Dur-O-Last” roof on my home. The roofing material is sheet goods consisting of two layers of polyvinyl chloride overlaying a fiberglass mesh. Liam spec’ed the roof and ordered pre-sized sheets from the factory, which he and his crew assembled and seamed using a heat gun to melt the edges of PVC sheeting together.
Liam has twice been hospitalized for treatment of a cerebral tumor. He is newly wed to a beautiful young gal with whom he has one child, who is perfect in every way except she will grow up without her father.