Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Late, but with a cute dog story...

For the FIRST TIME EVER I arrived LATE for the THEATER!

The house staff at the Geary were gracious and accommodating. I feel as if they expected I would want to be seated immediately in my normal seat, whether there was a scene on stage or not . I was gracefully eased from Standing Room into a nearby aisle seat, and then once I became comfortable with the length of the scene changes, I slithered into home with no fuss.

The show, "4000 Miles" by Amy Herzog in it's West Coast Premiere at the American Conservatory Theater, under the direction of Mark Rucker, is a delightful inter-generational tragi-comedy. A final, extra performance will be played this Sunday, February 10 at 7pm.

I was taking my usual walk up Powell to California, where I turned left and continued to the top of Nob Hill. I like to take a stroll around Huntington Park after dinner, and then descend Taylor to Geary for an evening at ACT. It was just an hour after sunset, and the light was low and lovely.

Usually there are dogs in the park, and I like to say "hello" to them on my way through.

Tonight there was an adorable Boston Terrier and a Shih Tzu playing "chase me" around and around a mud puddle. The Shih Tzu's mom, an attactive young woman, dressed to the nines, was standing IN the mud puddle. Every time the dogs circled around her and dove into the mud, she stomped her boots and squealed, waving her arms.

I pointed out that she was setting a horrible example for the dogs, who must have thought she was playing in the mud with them.

The Boston Terrier's father, a young gay, laughed and acknowledged that HIS dog would need a quick once-over with a damp paper towel, while the Shih Tzu' s mom was crying because her little girl was going to need a major bath.

Just then a perfectly groomed fluffball of a Bichon Frise came by, wearing a monogrammed sweater, on an Italian leather leash. I don't know if this was the first time he had met the Shih Tzu  but there seemed to be a mutual attraction, and lovemaking ensued.

"Look!" I said to the Shih Tzu's mom. "This nice Bichon Frise is helping! He's scrubbing her back!"

Friday, January 11, 2013

Metal Filings

Work progresses on the apartment renovation, in spite of my well founded concerns that irresponsible behavior with power tools may have not only contaminated the property with toxic dust from pulverized concrete, drywall, and many metal parts that finally yielded to my power tools, but also compromised my health and that of my future tenants by exposing us to these corrosive clouds.
Last night I realized that my sinuses are connected not only to my eye sockets, but to the inside of the rest of my face. Saturate your flesh with anticoagulants, shoot it with microscopic metal shards, and they migrate! Your body is going to have a heck of a time dealing with the resultant irritation.
Today I finally found the fancy goggles at Home Depot. (Middle of the tool corral, in an aisle marked, "Personal Safety.") Too late for some, soon enough for many.

I caught Kathy Griffin giving fabulous guest on Whitney Cumming,  and thought to myself, "Look at Kathy Griffin. She is beautiful and radiant tonight! That dress is perfect! I bet she went through her entire day without exposing herself to metal filings!"